Never Mind the Bollards Pt 1

There’s five of us and three of you…you do the math.

 

Tell him I’m not coming back over there till he apologises…

 

Why do I always have to be the pole? I wanna dance too!

 

Don’t be pathetic, you need to get it checked out…just get up here ..you’ll be late for your appointment!

 

Just be cool, ladies like to be late, she’ll come, you’ll see…

 

What you looking at brolly boy? Never seen a bollard get it on with a pole before?

 

I don’t know, I’ve never changed a tyre before have I? We need proper tools…this just isn’t working.

 

Why didn’t the bollard cross the road? Cos it didn’t have any friggin legs! Can someone give me a hand here?

 

No-one can see me…mmwha haa ha!

 

Jeremy! Jeremy! Come back! I didn’t mean it! JEREMY! Where are you?