#MYLDNBK is back!

My MYLDN book came out a year ago this week and like so many other things that were on the forward drive at the beginning of 2020 it came to a crashing halt as Covid landed. I ain’t bleeting about it. Its just one of a billion stories of lost momentum. Anyways, the Tate recently re-opened and I was delighted to see it was still being sold in the shop and even more delighted to see this young lady perusing it and enjoying it. She even called her boyfriend over to have a lookey at it.

I took this pic and luckily she didn’t notice because she was so engrossed in the book. Win win! She didn’t actually buy it so not quite a win win win but even though it didn’t end in a sale this was by far my favourite MYLDNBK moment since it got published. There is nothing better than watching some random enjoy your work with them having no scooby about it.

So one year on, and in spite of one gi-normous global pandemic ‘MYLDN – a streetview of London Life’ is still available in all good book shops and online. Link here if you wanna get one…

#MYLDNBK – Celebrity Endorsements (Ep. 6) – The Farage

So that’s the last of me celeb endorsements. Thanks again to all those lovely famous folk who took time out of their busy famousy lives to say a few heartfelt words about my book. Bless their little cotton socks.

You also might be relieved to know it’s also the last of the MYLDNBK campaign. Hopefully it hasn’t been too relentless. You can blame a quote I read which said : “Without promotions something terrible happens..nothing”. So figured I’d better do me best and punt the shit out of it whilst trying to successfully traverse that fine line between engagement and harassment. Was I successful in that endeavour? Only you can say. Hopefully there were a few laughs along the way. i sincerely believe promotion to be a joke so you might as well try and make it funny. Bada bing!

#MYLDNBK – Celebrity Endorsements (Ep. 5) – The Kate

Kate was a doll. I say she was a doll, she was actually an incredibly advanced cybernetic artificial life form and a testimony to the continued technical advancement in robotics. She also had superhuman strength and could crush a Volvo in her teeth.

Please note: These are 100% real testimonials. The celebs featured have not received any payment whatsoever. Their views are their own. Well Kate’s were programmed but her AI endorsed them.

https://babycakesromero.com/buy-myldn-a-streetview-of-london-life/

#MYLDNBK – Celebrity Endorsements (Ep. 4) – The Putin

Putin ‘suggests’ you get a copy…and you know what he does if people don’t agree with him so prob best you get one…or you’ll be sleeping with the fishes.

SANTA VS MYLDN

Watch out John Lewis, there’s a new kid in town…

Yes, a heartwarming tale of a kid losing his shit cos he didn’t get a copy of ‘MYLDN, a streetview of London Life’ which many, if not everyone, ever, has said could just be the perfect xmas gift™

Buy MYLDN – a streetview of London Life.

50% all of all my proceeds will go towards youth homeless charity Centrepoint. If you want to give directly to them here is link to their website. You can sponsor a room for just £12 a month or 40p a day and you can keep a young person off the streets.

https://centrepoint.org.uk/

#MYLDNBK – Celebrity Endorsements (Ep. 3) – The Harry

If you can’t see this vid please click on this link: https://youtu.be/y-EBEaUsx60

Please note: These are 100% real testimonials. The celebs featured have not received any payment whatsoever. Their views are their own. They just really really want you to buy a book because they really really like you and want you to be happy.

Harry was a darling. So sweet. In the morning he arrived with coffees for me and all the crew and in the afternoon when we were all flagging he had delivered onto set loads of fancy cakes and a giant bag of showbiz sherbet. Bless.

#MYLDNBK – Celebrity Endorsements (Ep. 2) – The Trump

If you can’t see this vid please click on this link: https://youtu.be/EtK7GSVG5xc

Please note: These are 100% real testimonials. The celebs featured have not received any payment whatsoever. Their views are their own. They just really really want you to buy a book because they really really like you and want you to be happy.

What can I say about the Trumpster that hasn’t already been said? Trump off camera was very different to Trump on camera. When he knows he is being filmed he puts on this veneer of being a total dick but when he is just being himself, you can see he is an utter twat.

#MYLDNBK – Celebrity Endorsements (Ep. 1)

if you can’t see this vid click on this link: https://youtu.be/N7cnMjyOBhY

People told me that if I really wanted to flog my book I needed to get celebs on board. Famous folk who have market value and a strong reach. And so I got in touch with some ‘A’ listers and was delighted that quite a few of ’em agreed to do it. What a stroke of luck. Guess I just got ’em at the right time.

Please note: These are 100% real testimonials. The celebs featured have not received any payment whatsoever. The influencers have not been influenced so to speak. Their views are their own. They have agreed to appear in this promotional films cos, well, they just love it so much. They feel so strongly about the product they just wanted to provide the public service of telling you about it. Why look for something to like when you can just have a celeb like it for you and then tell you to get it?

They also don’t want you to worry about what to get your nearest and dearest for xmas and hoped these short presentations would show you the perfect gift to get and alleviate your festive fretting. To buy what the book all the most important people in the world are behind you can just click on the link in my profile to order online or from the shops below if you are in London.

This first one is from the Queen of England herself. Lovely woman. Very down to earth. Not up her arse at all. I called her ‘One take Lizzy cos she just nailed it straight away. What a pro.

Babycakes Romero – Street Photographer. (Pt 1)

if you can’t see this vid click on link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqZzFjjMT4

“This is the first in a series of mini ‘docs’ where we give you a no holes barred expose of the reclusive photographer that is Babycakes Romero. We were granted exclusive access and he allowed himself to be filmed for the first time ever.  We will take you behind the scenes, to show you his unconventional methods, his radical style and will ultimately reveal why this camera shy photographer is hiding in the shadows of his own exposures. We bring you the man behind the myth. The man behind the made up name.”

Simon J Levene, director (Tube Poker)