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Me and my camera in someone else’s country, my U.S.A, my California

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slices of the sunshine state..more to come…

 

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Me and my camera in someone else’s country, my U.S.A, my California

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#MYAMDM (01) – Dutch Men In Tights – what’s not to like?

Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my amsterdam, my wrestling assignment

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I was on a stag doo recently in Amsterdam and we stumbled upon this bar on the canal that had a beach and a wrestling ring. I had a ringside view and decided to pretend to be a sports correspondent and cover the event. Why? I’m not entirely sure other than I had never seen a wrestling match live in the flesh before and found it strangely captivating. Pretend violence satisfies a base carnal instinct without anyone getting really hurt. Maybe if there was more wrestling in our lives less people would feel the urge to genuinely harm others. Could wrestling be in fact the answer to world peace? Should we start a campaign? Get some badges done? Get a hashtag? This could be the solution we’ve all been looking for…Dear United Nations, it has recently come to my attention….

To see the full gallery “Dutch Men In Tights – what’s not to like? ” please click here.

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my return trip, my Bergamo

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To see the full gallery “BergaMoes&Joes” please click here

Bergamo is situated in northern italy near Milan and is a town of opposites. There seem to be a lot of young people and a lot of old people there but not much in-between. There is also a high town and a low town. The high town is the old ancient town built in the 16th century and sits on top of a big hill and the low town is the modern town built at the foot of the hill. They are connected by a cable car.

In the high town they are always low and in the low town they are always high…

…they’re not really. I just wanted to say that…although some of the residents, especially the older community are very serious looking. Almost comically so. They seem intent on letting everyone know they are unhappy but don’t seem to want to enlighten anyone as to the reason. As The Joker would say…why sooo seriousss?

What is interesting is that the high town has lost tens of thousands of residents in recent years as everyone moves to the low town – the reason? Apparently its because they have terrible phone reception up there. Seriously. This obviously made my talk on people’s dependance of smartphones in the modern era strangely pertinent in this small Italian community.

Bergamo is also a town with more bells going off than anywhere I’ve ever been…they just never seem to stop…it is a terrible place to wake up with a hangover.

 

 

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my return trip, my Bergamo

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my return trip, my Bergamo

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my return trip, my Bergamo

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So I just about squeezed out my TED talk on Saturday without any major mishap..I did have a minor brain wobble for about 12 seconds, (i.e. a lifetime) when I momentarily lost my way but managed to veer myself back on course. Fortunately my mouth kept moving which allowed my brain time to work out what the fuck I was actually supposed to be saying. I was praying I might have got away with it but I shouldn’t have worried..I found out after that out of the 500 Italians in the auditorium only 28 had coughed up for translation headsets so there was a good chance that they hadn’t understood a word I said at all and had just seen me waving my arms around for 15 minutes..which was somewhat of a relief.

I will be continuing with my Bergamo theme this week as it is a town full of fantastic looking characters at ever turn..

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my weekend trip, my Bergamo

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This week’s photographs were from the beautiful town of Bergamo in Italy. I was there last week for a rehearsal for a TED talk that I am giving there this Saturday afternoon (11th april 3pm GMT +1)  so will be winging my way back there tomorrow.

I am talking on the subject of, yup, you guessed it, The Death of Conversation, so if you want to watch me do my smartphone routine in front an auditorium full of Italians you can watch it live stream on: http://www.tedxbergamo.com. There will be a button that says “Guarda l’evento in streaming” which is Italian for “Have a butchers at this”…Molto Bene!

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my weekend trip, my Bergamo

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#MYBRCLNite (#lode2manydjs special)

Me and my camera in someone else’s home town, my weekend xmas jolly up, my Barcelona

Incredible city (barcelona) Incredible club (Razzmattazz), Incredible line-up (#lode2manydjs) = Incredible night x loads.

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loadsJarvis ( or “Ccharbis” as the spanish say) gets his inner skeleton on as Relaxed Muscle in the Pop Bar

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Mixhell go apeshit in their live  set on friday night…one cool couple who can rock the shit out of any crowd..

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Nancy Whang (lcd sound system) kicked it off big time in the lo-lita room with some seriously groovy tunes.

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Agent K from Double Agent 7 after their rocking set in the pop bar.

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Errol Alkan & 2manydjs went back to back on the Saturday night…

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…to the roaring approval of the crowd whose Christmases all came at once.

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And here are some random shots of Razzamattazz, has one of the best outdoor smoking areas (above) and all these pathways to a myriad of different rooms all housing cool areas with kickin music.

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 Yes, that is a leg of ham…

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…and probably the best part of the weekend was the Mescal Jam session in the early hours of sunday morning. Mescal and musical talent fused together in perfect spontaneous mayhem as half the line-up, led by Dave & Steph (2manydjs/soulwax), rocked out with a bunch of instruments fuelled by the aforementioned Mexican fire liquid (glowing bottle above)

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All in all in was a pretty damn decent weekend…

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my nights out, my Berlin…   

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Berlin has these great outdoor clubs by the canal and even when the sun has firmly risen the dancing doesn’t stop…the rollover weekend just keeps rolling. Daytime becomes nighttime. Nighttime becomes daytime. Your hours are your own. Your time is without a table. It all makes perfect sense to me.  The only thing that doesn’t is how they deal with Monday morning…fortunately this was one aspect of Berlin life I did not have to experience. 

To see the full Berlinites gallery please click here

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my nights out, my Berlin…  

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In Berlin they have rolling weekend parties which are usually in some industrial building in the middle of nowhere. They start on Friday night and finish on Monday morning. You can arrive whenever and  you are never late and you are never early. London is a magnificent city but you are always chasing the clock. In Berlin you can dance without deadlines, party without punctuality…its very liberating.

 

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my nights out, my Berlin…  

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We jumped in a taxi to get to a club across town and soon after we took off the driver put on some music, cranked it up and soon we were cruising around listening to some decent grooves. We complimented him on his choice of tunes and he explained that he always tried to pick something that he thought his customers would like. This is the kind of town Berlin is. 

 

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Me and my camera in someone else’s town, my nights out, my Berlin… 

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